Top 30 Worst Movies of the Decade
December 2nd 2009 01:50
Here are my pics for the worst movies from 2000-2009. Because I don't wanna waste my time on these pieces of crap, instead of pictures you get the taglines which (in almost every case) more than highlight why these movies suck big time.
Top 30 Worst Movies of the Decade (2000-2009)
30. The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009, Heslov)
Tagline: No goats. No glory.
29. Riding in Cars with Boys (2001, Marshall)
Tagline: One day can make your life; one day can ruin your life. All life is is four or five big days that change everything.
or
Beverly could've had it all. Instead, she had a son.
28. Blade II (2002, Del Toro)
Tagline: Faster. Sharper. Deadlier.
27. Bad Boys II (2003, Bay)
No tagline available
26. Let's Go to Prison (2006, Odenkirk)
Tagline: Welcome to the slammer
25. Star Wars: Attack of the Clones (2002, Lucas)
Tagline: A Jedi Shall Not Know Anger. Nor Hatred. Nor Love.
24. Beyond the Sea (2004, Spacey)
Tagline: The voice. The passion. The confidence.
23. Valentine (2001, Blanks)
Tagline: Roses are red, and so is blood. Candy is sweet, and so is revenge.
22. Spider-man 3 (2007, Raimi)
Tagline: How long can any man fight the darkness... before he finds it in himself?
21. Vertical Limit (2000, Campbell)
Tagline: The Mountain will Decide
20. Hanging Up (2000, Keaton)
Tagline: Every family has a few hang-ups
19. Mission Impossible II (2000, Woo)
Tagline: Expect the Impossible Again
18. Saving Silverman (2001, Dugan)
Tagline: They swore nothing would come between them. Then evil walked in the door
17. Alone in the Dark (2005, Boll)
Tagline: Evil Awakens
16. Cellular (2004, Ellis)
Tagline: If the signal dies so does she
15. The Cat in the Hat (2003, Welch)
Tagline: Don't mess with the Hat.
14. The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002, Underwood)
Tagline: Action's future has arrived
13. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Tagline: The New Dirty Dozen.........Time For A Change!
12. Witless Protection (2008, Carner)
Tagline: Protecting America's assets.
11. Epic Movie (2007, Friedberg & Seltzer
Tagline: We know it's big. We measured.
10. Ring of Darkness (2004, DeCoteau)
No tagline
9. From Justin to Kelly (2003, Iscove)
Tagline: The tale of two American Idols
8. Crossroads (2002, Davis)
Tagline: What we have is now. And right now, we have each other
7. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002, Kaosayananda)
Tagline: Your most dangerous enemies are the friends you've double-crossed.
6. Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009, Carr)
Tagline: Safety never takes a holiday
5. Life Without Dick (2002, Skahill)
Tagline: True love can be a very dangerous thing
4. Harsh Times (2006, Ayer)
No tagline.
3. Battlefield Earth (2000, Christian)
Tagline: Prepare to go Psychlo
2. Catwoman (2004, Pitof)
Tagline: CATch Her in IMAX
1. Big Trouble (2002, Sonnenfeld)
Tagline: These people are in big trouble.
(I've decided I want to be the person who comes up with taglines for films. It's probably the best job ever)
Top 30 Worst Movies of the Decade (2000-2009)
30. The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009, Heslov)
Tagline: No goats. No glory.
29. Riding in Cars with Boys (2001, Marshall)
Tagline: One day can make your life; one day can ruin your life. All life is is four or five big days that change everything.
or
28. Blade II (2002, Del Toro)
Tagline: Faster. Sharper. Deadlier.
27. Bad Boys II (2003, Bay)
No tagline available
26. Let's Go to Prison (2006, Odenkirk)
Tagline: Welcome to the slammer
25. Star Wars: Attack of the Clones (2002, Lucas)
Tagline: A Jedi Shall Not Know Anger. Nor Hatred. Nor Love.
24. Beyond the Sea (2004, Spacey)
Tagline: The voice. The passion. The confidence.
23. Valentine (2001, Blanks)
Tagline: Roses are red, and so is blood. Candy is sweet, and so is revenge.
22. Spider-man 3 (2007, Raimi)
Tagline: How long can any man fight the darkness... before he finds it in himself?
21. Vertical Limit (2000, Campbell)
Tagline: The Mountain will Decide
20. Hanging Up (2000, Keaton)
Tagline: Every family has a few hang-ups
19. Mission Impossible II (2000, Woo)
Tagline: Expect the Impossible Again
18. Saving Silverman (2001, Dugan)
Tagline: They swore nothing would come between them. Then evil walked in the door
17. Alone in the Dark (2005, Boll)
Tagline: Evil Awakens
16. Cellular (2004, Ellis)
Tagline: If the signal dies so does she
15. The Cat in the Hat (2003, Welch)
Tagline: Don't mess with the Hat.
14. The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002, Underwood)
Tagline: Action's future has arrived
13. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Tagline: The New Dirty Dozen.........Time For A Change!
12. Witless Protection (2008, Carner)
Tagline: Protecting America's assets.
11. Epic Movie (2007, Friedberg & Seltzer
Tagline: We know it's big. We measured.
10. Ring of Darkness (2004, DeCoteau)
No tagline
9. From Justin to Kelly (2003, Iscove)
Tagline: The tale of two American Idols
8. Crossroads (2002, Davis)
Tagline: What we have is now. And right now, we have each other
7. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002, Kaosayananda)
Tagline: Your most dangerous enemies are the friends you've double-crossed.
6. Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009, Carr)
Tagline: Safety never takes a holiday
5. Life Without Dick (2002, Skahill)
Tagline: True love can be a very dangerous thing
4. Harsh Times (2006, Ayer)
No tagline.
3. Battlefield Earth (2000, Christian)
Tagline: Prepare to go Psychlo
2. Catwoman (2004, Pitof)
Tagline: CATch Her in IMAX
1. Big Trouble (2002, Sonnenfeld)
Tagline: These people are in big trouble.
(I've decided I want to be the person who comes up with taglines for films. It's probably the best job ever)
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Comment by Bryn
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Comment by JohnDoe
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I haven't seen a lot of films on this list. The stench alone was enough to keep me away.
Of the ones I did see, I think I agree with the irredeemably atrocious tag you have given them.... Although i will say i still enjoyed Attack of the Clones, not the greatest Star Wars adventure but still had some exciting moments.
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